2treehill: people who interrupt me when i speak
youngstero: here’s a math problem if a store was having a buy 1 get 1 free sale and you bought 9 things, how many free things would you get? Read More
no-im-beyonce: hey girl r u a dvd because those r some special features u got there
seekingvakarian: this week on tumblr: yahoo buying tumblr “bitch I might be” POKEMON FUSION
bandbutts: If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
circumcisions: reblog if your url is your name in real life
cryptovolans: So did every band and artist in the music industry have a big secret meeting where they decided “Yes, 2013. 2013 we will release all of the albums. All of them. And it will be great.”
sheeppap: tHE MAP OF PEOPLE WHO ARE ON MY BLOG I S MAKING ME LAUGH RN ITS LIKE ew an american ew ew ew everyone cluster so it cant get to us ew
android18: meanwhile at tumblr headquarters
moltres: overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
I’m going to make a store called “Build-a-Bra” where girls can go and make bras...– my 12 year old “niece” Lila on her business idea. I love that little girl. (via marrymejasonsegel)
Anonymous asked: Well I'm story people are stupid to you. PS.. seems like common sense not to talk about dating a guy to his girlfriend. (or is that just me?)
Anonymous asked: Next time someone talking about wanting to date your boyfriend, you should just flat out punch them in the face. I really don't understand the human race sometimes.
shesdonejim: “you’re not hungry you’re just bored”
fishingboatproceeds: the-blog-of-anne-frank: I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry This. Changes. Everything.
gameboycoloured: every sentence is a sexual innuendo if u think long and hard about it anal sex