May 2013
2treehill:
people who interrupt me when i speak
youngstero:
here’s a math problem
if a store was having a buy 1 get 1 free sale and you bought 9 things, how many free things would you get?
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no-im-beyonce:
hey girl r u a dvd because those r some special features u got there
seekingvakarian:
this week on tumblr:
yahoo buying tumblr
“bitch I might be”
POKEMON FUSION
bandbutts:
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
circumcisions:
reblog if your url is your name in real life
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cryptovolans:
So did every band and artist in the music industry have a big secret meeting where they decided “Yes, 2013. 2013 we will release all of the albums. All of them. And it will be great.”
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sheeppap:
tHE MAP OF PEOPLE WHO ARE ON MY BLOG I S MAKING ME LAUGH RN
ITS LIKE
ew an american ew ew ew everyone cluster so it cant get to us ew
android18:
meanwhile at tumblr headquarters
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moltres:
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
“I’m going to make a store called “Build-a-Bra” where girls can go and make bras...”
– my 12 year old “niece” Lila on her business idea.
I love that little girl.
(via marrymejasonsegel)
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Anonymous asked: Well I'm story people are stupid to you. PS.. seems like common sense not to talk about dating a guy to his girlfriend. (or is that just me?)
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Anonymous asked: Next time someone talking about wanting to date your boyfriend, you should just flat out punch them in the face. I really don't understand the human race sometimes.
shesdonejim:
“you’re not hungry you’re just bored”
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fishingboatproceeds:
the-blog-of-anne-frank:
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
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gameboycoloured:
every sentence is a sexual innuendo if u think long and hard about it anal sex
