You abandoned him. I saw.

antpelt:

poetry

secretlymartinfreeman:

that-darn-hyena:

skully-pens:

cosmicremix:

tordles:

thingsthatsuckass:

marcovicci:

ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg

so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.

and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.

i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING 

I feel particularly close to this one:

THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT!

I made a thing aswell.

So scandalous~

facts-i-just-made-up:

The rare “Chocolate Swirl” iceberg forms only when the waters around Honduras freeze. About 500 tons of chocolate powder naturally wash out to sea every year and most of it is simply lost to the currents.

But when the elusive equatorial winter begins, there’s a chance each season for ice to form around the chocolate and it’s then that nature creates one of its most delicious phenomena. The berg pictured is one of only four in recorded history. The first was the Nahua Xhihuaxepetatiptatl of 1566 which was consumed in its entirety by ruler Huemac, who died of the resulting stomach distention. Others appeared in 1881 and 1903. This berg was spotted in 1998 and by the time culinary enthusiasts had arrived by boat, the chocoswirlberg had melted to the size of a single scoop and diminished utterly before it could be harvested.

Research into artificial chocolate swirl icebergs have seen only mixed results with no palatable or even edible icebergs having been created. Funding is almost nil due to the dangers involved, one notable disaster in Russia having contaminated 500 acres of the Ukraine with radioactive nougat.